A Thousand Love Calls
That Send You to
Hell
24 November 2006
Since earlier
last month, Mr Guo in Taiyuan, Shanxi
Province, has received a huge influx of
voice and text messages, almost all
coming from men. Each of them called him
Miss Guo, and wanted him to know how keen
they are to meet him in person with a
view to a long-term relationship. So far,
he's got over a thousand love calls and
several hundred passionate text messages.
He was very
disturbed, and his family was angry.
"What the story with this?"
they demanded an answer from him.
So he decided to
investigate. Following the clues in some
of the messages, he logged onto a local
online chat room, and there he found a
post with a long title that reads "I
Used to Be a Prostitute; Wonder If Any
Man Ever Wants Me to Be His Girlfriend."
In the post it says that after years
living a life of lust and disgrace, she
now craves a normal relationship with a
guy who has a big heart, and if he loves
her, she would have no concern whether he’s
rich or poor. It all sounds admirable.
But the problem is that it was posted in
Guo's name and his mobile phone number is
listed for contact.
But the post
evidently has touched the hearts of
thousands of Taiyuan bachelors, hits and
responses flood in, most praising her
honesty and wishing her good luck in
finding a true love.
Mr Guo is not
amused. To him, nothing is more dishonest
and heartless than the one who created
this stupid joke. He just wants to catch
that rascal to prove he, (a), is not a
woman, (b), has never been a prostitute,
and (c), doesn’t need a boyfriend.
Will he succeed?
Let's wait and see...

Dog: Hi,
ya'll, I'm Doctor
Guo, h'm, I’m a
beautiful do
… girl.
Wonder if any guy out there
wants me to be his
girlfriend. Give me a buzz if
you’re interested.
(Reference: 三晋都市报 权力超)
Pre: A
Forbidden Love
Nex: A
Life in the Wilderness
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