A Thousand Love Calls
That Send You to
Hell
24 November
2006
Since
earlier last month, Mr Guo in Taiyuan,
Shanxi Province, has received a huge
influx of voice and text messages, almost
all coming from men. Each of them called
him Miss Guo, and wanted him to know how
keen they are to meet him in person with
a view to a long-term relationship. So
far, he's got over a thousand love calls
and several hundred passionate text
messages.
He was
very disturbed, and his family was angry.
"What the story with this?"
they demanded an answer from him.
So he
decided to investigate. Following the
clues in some of the messages, he logged
onto a local online chat room, and there
he found a post with a long title that
reads "I Used to Be a Prostitute;
Wonder If Any Man Ever Wants Me to Be His
Girlfriend." In the post it says
that after years living a life of lust
and disgrace, she now craves a normal
relationship with a guy who has a big
heart, and if he loves her, she would
have no concern whether he’s rich or
poor. It all sounds admirable. But the
problem is that it was posted in Guo's
name and his mobile phone number is
listed for contact.
But the
post evidently has touched the hearts of
thousands of Taiyuan bachelors, hits and
responses flood in, most praising her
honesty and wishing her good luck in
finding a true love.
Mr Guo is
not amused. To him, nothing is more
dishonest and heartless than the one who
created this stupid joke. He just wants
to catch that rascal to prove he, (a), is
not a woman, (b), has never been a
prostitute, and (c), doesn’t need a
boyfriend.
Will he
succeed? Let's wait and see...

Dog:
Hi, ya'll, I'm Doctor
Guo, h'm, I’m a
beautiful do
… girl.
Wonder if any guy out there
wants me to be his
girlfriend. Give me a buzz if
you’re interested.
(Reference: 三晋都市报 权力超)
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