Jackie Chan Becomes Jet Li’s
Disciple
3 November
2006
It’s confirmed.
After all, Jackie
Chan is not a Daoist immortal, but a Buddhist
monk with a checked history of being a
river monster. When he realised how awful
was to be a man-eater, he bagged Jet Li’s
to take him as disciple, and has been
successfully transformed into a strict
vegetarian. But he doesn’t have the
power to protect the master, as Monkey
King does. Nor does he have the ability
to entertain the master, as Piggsy does. So he
offers himself to be a porter and carries
Jet Li’s luggage whenever he goes.
But saintly Jet Li
has another face – a naughty monkey. So
here are questions: when Tripitaka chants
on beads to cause Magic Monkey headache,
should it be considered as self-abuse?
And when the master banishes the monkey
from the travel group, is it an act of
self-exile?
Hummmm … these
are something yet to be confirmed.
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Don’t you think
this naughty monkey is super
cute? In a new
Hollywoods movie, Jackie Chan
will take the role of Sandy and
Jet Li is to play both the master
monk and the disciple monkey.
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