Job Match Tips 9 Feb 2008 Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement: Take the prospective employees to a room with a table and two chairs. Leave them there for two hours without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing. - If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering. - If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance. - If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing. - If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Support Team. - If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security. - If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing. - And if they're all bullying each other, they're Management material.
Baby: I would just suck my fingers, What kind of job is best for me? Job Matcher: You're a sucker, baby, you can be our boss. Previous: Mother and
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