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Mother and Daughter

29 January 2008

Mom is the first one taught me about life, following are some of the valuable lessons from her:

俺妈是俺一生中的第一位老师,教了俺许多生活的哲理。 

My Mom taught me LOGIC: "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

俺妈教俺如何理性思维:“要是你从秋千上摔下来把脖子摔断了,我可告诉你,我就不带你去超市了。”

My Mom taught me TO THINK AHEAD: "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

俺妈教俺如何深思远虑:“要是你拼写不及格,你就一辈子都找不到工作了。”

My Mom taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE: "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you, don't talk back to me!"

俺妈教俺如何应付挑战:“你想什么呢?我问你呢,还不回答我,别给我回嘴!”

My Mom taught me HUMOR: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

俺妈教俺如何学会幽默:“要是除草机把你的脚丫子割掉了,你可别跑着来找我。”

My Mom taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

俺妈教俺怎样才能长大成人:“要是你不把这些蔬菜吃了,你就永远长不大了。”

My Mom taught me about GENETICS: "You are just like your father!"

俺妈教俺遗传学:“你就跟你爹一个德性。”

My Mom taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until your father gets home."

俺妈教俺如何展望未来:“你就等着你爹回来收拾你吧。”

My Mom taught me about KARMA: "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU. then you'll see what it's like."

 俺妈教俺认识因果:“等你将来有了孩子,跟你现在一个德性,那才叫报应呢。”

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