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Diaologues between Chinese Characters

26 Dec 2007

(busy) brushed aside his heart, but still felt he was more heartful than (forget) and told him so, "What happened to you, mate? Haven't you lost your heart completely in hell?"

(mouth) said to (once) after a medical checkup, "Congretulations, you're pregnant."

One day after Christmas, (force) on street greeted 办 (to do) who carried two shopping bags in hands, "Good on you, have got so many bargains. Look at me, rushed around, still empty handed."

(forest) invited (log) to a new year's party, "Don't spend new year's eve at home alone, come join us at Circular Quay to watch the best firewarks in the world."

(excellent) was surprised when he saw his colleague (table) walking on two crutches, "What have you done to yourself during the holiday?"

(day) said to (say) after Christmas, "Wow, just a fews days, you've put on so much weight!"

(donkey) is a Shanghai native. One day she had a quarrel with (horse), a migrant worker earning 3,000 yuans a month as nanny in the period leading up to Chinese New Year, and scorffed her, "So what, without a residenceship, you are still a loser."

自欺欺人
Deceive Others,
Deceive Oneself
- The top ranked Chinese idiom in South Korea 2007

Me, me me, so lovely...
静若娇花照水,
动似弱柳扶风。

Me the most creative being on the planet. Me invented Hebrew, Chinese and English language; me initiated soccer rules, dragon boat race and Olympic Games; me started block printing, automobile industry and stock market trading; me originated Italian Opera, fengshui practice and space programs; me established Christianity, Chinese Medicine and the Theory of Relativity ... oh no, don't be so angry with me, I'm just kidding, just to make myself feel better about my past, present and future. Call me cultural thief or copyright violator if you like, but please, please don't deprive me of the noble pleasure from playing the creative game of 自欺欺人.

A survey by a South Korean newspaper asked 340 randomly selected South Kreans to use a Chinese idiom to describe their overall feelings about year 2007 and reflect a collective general psyche in South Korea, and found "自欺欺人" (depeive others and deceive oneself) being on the top the charts.



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Something Positive

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A middle-aged woman is standing in a full-length mirror dressing up for a Christmas party.

"I see an old woman in the mirror with wrinkled face, grey hair, fat limbs, flabby tummy and shoulders hunched over," said she glumly, and turned to her husband for help. "Please tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

Her hubby studied her in a length before delivering his kind verdict, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

圣诞晚会前,一大婶穿衣打扮时对着镜子直叹气:你看那个镜子里的妇人,满脸皱纹,满头白发,四肢肥大,腹肌松驰,还双肩耸起,简直是惨不忍睹。她回头可怜兮兮地对大叔说:行行好,说两句正面的话给俺鼓鼓劲吧,不然俺都不好意思去参加晚会了。

大叔闻言对大婶瞅了半天,终于发现了一个优点,于是充满鼓励地说:俺觉得,你滴眼神还是不错滴。


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