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The Courtroom Wisdom
- Actual Dialogues

Lawyer: Now, Mrs. Brown, how was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?

大律师:请问,布太太,你们的婚姻是因什么解体的?
布太太:是因死亡解体的?
大律师:具体的说是哪一方死了?

Lawyer: Are you married? Mrs. Giauque
Witness: No, I’m divorced.
Lawyer: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
Witness: A lot of things I didn’t know about.

大律师:请问,纸太太,你结婚了吗?
纸太太:我离婚了。
大律师:没离婚前你丈夫干什么来着?
纸太太:干了很多我不知道的事。

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3 Nov 2007
 

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