Write
in the Dark
"When
you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
Mom when she's on the phone, or to you Dad when
he's watching the footy show" - little
people's great wisdom
Bush
Junior is suffering from a hyperkinetic syndrome and doing
pathetically in school. One night he came home
late and asked Bush Senior, a Hollywood
horror movie screenwriter, "Dad, can you
write in the dark?"
The
Senior had been on strike for days, and was quite
keen to get some job to do, so answered readily,
"Guess so. What do you want me to write, a
ghost story or a tomb-raiding tale?"
The
Junior replied, "Oh, just sign this report
card for me ..."
一个绰号小不适的男孩有很严重的多动症，上课时不是招惹这个就是挑衅那个，成绩一塌里格糊涂。一天他又受罚放学后在黑板上抄字，抄到三更半夜才回家。到家后他问他的好莱坞恐怖片编剧老爹曰：“要是我把灯吹了，屋里黑咕隆咚的，你还能写字吗？”
老爹正罢工罢得无聊，手痒得发慌，于是灰常痛快滴说："应该没问题吧。你要我写什么？替那个霸唱写鬼吹灯续集？”
小不适回：“也不用这么麻烦，只要摸黑在这本家长联系手册上签个字就基本搞定了。”
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