...
..Home | China Stories | Amusing |Shopping

The Road Home

Two men, one living in bush, one working on deck, got drunk after taking too much German Rum, and staggered their way home along a railway line.

Soon, they had enough of the tedious journey, and the bush one complained sullenly, “Bug me, these bloody stairs seem endless.”

“Hell!” cursed the deck one. “The handrails are so low, the security situation here is a damn shame!”

一个爱撒谎的和一个爱走眼的成了拜把子兄弟. 一天两人在酒吧神聊,不觉喝多了原产德国的烈性拉姆酒,双双醉意朦胧。

出了酒吧,难兄难弟沿着铁轨七歪八斜滴往家走,可走了半天没到家。

爱撒谎的抱怨说: "这鬼楼梯怎么没个完!"
爱走眼的哼了一声: "偏这鬼扶手还那么低."

郁闷呀!

......................................................
.....................................................

"My point is that sanctions are generally stupid, since they affect only American businesses. As much as the president and Congress might wish otherwise, U.S. laws apply only in the U.S." - by C. Reese, an American who wants to sell his homemade fruitcake to people on the planet and to the fruitcakes in a white house.

And that explains why the US rule over the world is all the necessary, as without, even little tricks like imposing sactions would be nothing more than slapping one's own face when getting angry with others. 郁闷ing.

Previous: Praise Peace, Practice War
Next: Voilence in the Name of Peace



 
 
28 Oct 2007
 
 

Back to Top

Home | China Stories | Amusing |Shopping

Copyright © 2005-2008 wenhousecrafts.com

Google