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Praise Peace, Practice War,
- That's How a Good Man Behaves
既要当婊子,又要立牌坊 - 两不误

When a great military power is run by a tiny mind and a mean heart, the world finds itself arrive in a wonderland that is called WWIII. Having fun!

A Good Man of Peace

United, we stand, by the pool of blood - a preview of the World War III

We express our sincere appreciation for a group of armed-robbers who are rallying global pressure against a petty thief engaged in a criminal activity of taking away other people's shoes and chopsticks.

A Good Man of Wisdom

There is no place like home
- an Iraqi returns to his sweet home to find it has been newly decorated in a futuristic abstract fashion by the master builders working from the sky

Bomb, bomb, boom - a sure way to drive property market booming and keep workers in construction industry employed.

A Good Man of Courage

Like [a] reunion of one family - but where is my family?

Freed by aliens from heavy school homework and strict parental surveillance, this little Iraqi boy can now freely live on the street and choose to eat or go hungry and wear shoes or keep barefoot - so much envy to milions of depresesed home-school-bound kids.

A Good (wo)Man of Tolerance

不能正其身, 如正人何?

Prosecutor: "Let me ask you one question, ma'am: If one cannot rectify herself, what has she to do with rectifying others?"

Witness: "I can see no wrongdoings conducted by my adopted sisters and brothers, nor can I remember any, sir."

Prosecutor: "If your memory is so bad and vision so poor, go ask your grannies, and check with your adopted siblings to find out what they are doing right now."

A Good Man of Reconciliation

Since we knew each other, we developed some kind of ... very close friendship. And that is why we're not offended by whatever he has done to us and, we certainly never mind what he is doing to others.

A cartoon by one of China's most celebrated cartoonist Zhang Leping, portraying what he observed in Shanghai streets and reflecting the reality of his time: some Chinese were just too happy to be conquered and enslaved by the rich and powerful in the world, and the foreign soilders in China behanved like true conquorers and slave-owners. The cartoon was published in 1948 before the establishment of the Perpole's Republic of China.

天网恢恢,疏而不漏, 多行不义必自毙.

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20 Oct 2007
 

A War & Award & More Wars & That's Rewarding
- A Marriage of Convenience

What an honour for a peace award receiver to receive a warmonger's peace award.

What a reward a peace award receiver may be rewarded for daring not to oppose a warmonger's more wars.



Power Rangers

Do not judge a man by his relatives but his friends

且看她与谁同行

A little girl was given a chocolate by a little boy who's a true bully, and was teatsed by her kindergarten mates. The girl felt quite indignant. "No, he's not interested in me!" she clarified. "He's only interested in toys, especially Power Rangers."

 

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