Praise
Peace, Practice War,
- That's How a Good Man Behaves
既要当婊子,又要立牌坊 - 两不误
When a great military power is run
by a tiny mind and a mean heart, the world finds
itself arrive in a wonderland that is called
WWIII. Having fun!
A Good
Man of Peace

United,
we stand, by the pool of blood - a
preview of the World War III
We express our sincere
appreciation for a group of armed-robbers who are
rallying global pressure against a petty thief
engaged in a criminal activity of taking away
other people's shoes and chopsticks.
A Good
Man of Wisdom

There
is no place like home
- an Iraqi returns to his sweet home to
find it has been newly decorated in a
futuristic abstract fashion by the master
builders working from the sky
Bomb,
bomb, boom - a sure way to drive property market
booming and keep workers in construction industry
employed.
A Good
Man of Courage

Like
[a] reunion of one family - but where is
my family?
Freed by
aliens from heavy school homework and strict
parental surveillance, this little Iraqi boy can
now freely live on the street and choose to eat
or go hungry and wear shoes or keep barefoot - so
much envy to milions of depresesed
home-school-bound kids.
A Good
(wo)Man of Tolerance

不能正其身, 如正人何?
Prosecutor: "Let me
ask you one question, ma'am: If one cannot
rectify herself, what has she to do with
rectifying others?"
Witness:
"I can see no wrongdoings conducted by my
adopted sisters and brothers, nor can I remember
any, sir."
Prosecutor:
"If your memory is so bad and vision so
poor, go ask your grannies, and check with your
adopted siblings to find out what they are doing
right now."
A Good
Man of Reconciliation

Since
we knew each other, we developed some
kind of ... very close friendship. And
that is why we're not offended by
whatever he has done to us and, we
certainly never mind what he is doing to
others.
A cartoon by one of China's most
celebrated cartoonist Zhang Leping, portraying
what he observed in Shanghai streets and
reflecting the reality of his time: some Chinese
were just too happy to be conquered and enslaved
by the rich and powerful in the world, and the
foreign soilders in China behanved like true
conquorers and slave-owners. The cartoon was
published in 1948 before the establishment of the
Perpole's Republic of China.
天网恢恢,疏而不漏, 多行不义必自毙.
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