Praise
Peace, Practice War,
- That's How a Good Man
Behaves
既要当婊子,又要立牌坊 - 两不误
When a great military
power is run by a tiny mind and a mean heart, the
world finds itself arrive in a wonderland that is
called WWIII. Having fun!
A
Good Man of Peace

United,
we stand, by the pool of blood - a preview of the
World War III
We express our sincere
appreciation for a group of armed-robbers who are
rallying global pressure against a petty thief
engaged in a criminal activity of taking away
other people's shoes and chopsticks.
A
Good Man of Wisdom

There
is no place like home
- an Iraqi returns to his sweet home to find it
has been newly decorated in a futuristic abstract
fashion by the master builders working from the
sky
Bomb,
bomb, boom - a sure way to drive property market
booming and keep workers in construction industry
employed.
A
Good Man of Courage

Like
[a] reunion of one family - but where is my
family?
Freed by
aliens from heavy school homework and strict
parental surveillance, this little Iraqi boy can
now freely live on the street and choose to eat
or go hungry and wear shoes or keep barefoot - so
much envy to milions of depresesed
home-school-bound kids.
A
Good (wo)Man of Tolerance

不能正其身, 如正人何?
Prosecutor: "Let me ask
you one question, ma'am: If one cannot rectify
herself, what has she to do with rectifying
others?"
Witness:
"I can see no wrongdoings conducted by my
adopted sisters and brothers, nor can I remember
any, sir."
Prosecutor:
"If your memory is so bad and vision so
poor, go ask your grannies, and check with your
adopted siblings to find out what they are doing
right now."
A
Good Man of Reconciliation

Since
we knew each other, we developed some kind of ...
very close friendship. And that is why we're not
offended by whatever he has done to us and, we
certainly never mind what he is doing to others.
A cartoon by one of
China's most celebrated cartoonist Zhang Leping,
portraying what he observed in Shanghai streets
and reflecting the reality of his time: some
Chinese were just too happy to be conquered and
enslaved by the rich and powerful in the world,
and the foreign soilders in China behanved like
true conquorers and slave-owners. The cartoon was
published in 1948 before the establishment of the
Perpole's Republic of China.
天网恢恢,疏而不漏, 多行不义必自毙.
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