Who
Outsmarts Who?
Baby:
"What do you want of me,
sir?"
Dog: "Just
give ya a nice lick, what are ya so
afraid of, ya little jerk, tch!"
臭小子：“狗，狗大叔，你想干嘛？”
狗大叔：“给你脸上舔舔，瞧把你吓的，至于嘛，小样儿. 切!”
When a man went to
police office to report a case, he found an
officer playing chess with a police dog. He
exclaimed in astonishment, "Hey, this
must the smartest dog in the world, smarter
than Rax."
"Nah, he's not
so smart," the officer replied.
"I've beaten him three games out of
five."
一人去警察局报案，见警官正和他的警犬在下象棋，不禁一百二十万分惊奇滴赞叹曰：“想必这位是全世界最聪明的狗狗啦！”警官先生听了很不爽，反驳道：“瞎扯些什么，没见俺五盘棋足足经赢了它三盘？”
A
Secret Agnet
A police dog met a
homeless dog, and the former barked at the
latter ferociously, “I'd like you to know I’m
a police dog, wonder what kind of jerk you
are?”
The homeless dog
replied smugly, "Then you may like to
know I’m a secret agent.”
一条警犬看到马路上过来一条流浪狗，就气势汹汹地跑去质问它："我是警犬，你是什么东西？" 流浪狗不屑一顾地看看它说："蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！"