另类英译中
English to Chinese
（Disclaim:
We are not responsible for misleading you,
please blame on English language that has
ambiguous double meanings.)
He
often broke into song because he couldn't
find the key.
他唱歌老串调，因为他总也找不到钥匙。
Every
calendar's days are numbered.
每张日历上皆时日无多。
A
boiled egg is hard to beat.
鸡蛋在白水里煮一下就变得坚韧不拔了。
A
plateau is a high form of flattery.
所谓高原就是拍马屁的高手。
The short
fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.
那个越狱的矮个算命人是个小小的不大不小的大家伙。