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2 Oct 2007
 

New Lines vs Old Lines

A Journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
千张网页始于点击.

A Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
千里之行始于足下.

You can't teach a new mouth old clicks.
新鼠标学不会旧窍门

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
老狗狗学不会新招术.

Don't put all your hypes in one home pages.
别孤注一页.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
别孤注一掷
.

A Chat has nine lives.
一网民有九ID

A cat has nine lives.
一猫有九命.

Don't byte off more than you can view.
别想着一口气下载个海量的网页.

Don't bite off more than you can chew.
别想着一口吃成个胖子.

Fax is stranger than fiction.
传真比传说还稀奇古怪.

Fact is stranger than fiction.
现实比传说还稀奇古怪.

Modulation in all things.
干什么都须有格式.

Moderate in all things.
干什么都须有分寸.

There's no place like http://www.home.com.
金网银网不如自己的草网.

The is no place like home.
金窝银窝不如自己的草窝.

Know what to expect before you connect.
知己知彼上破网不生气.

Know what to expect before you go.
知己知彼百战不殆.

And finally:

In Gates we trust!
俺们信仰盖茨
!

In God we trust!
俺们信仰上帝!

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