Monkey
Business
Monkey:
No one pays attention to me, his
mother's, I'm bored stiff...
Monkey:
Hi, pale doggie, wannar have a fight with
me!
Dog: 找扁啊你!
Monkey: Hum,
I mean, wannar ... shake limbs with me,
sorry, I thought you have five legs...
Dog: 扁你丫的!!!!!
Monkey:
Man, I only wish I have five legs to run
faster...
China
Hearts
United in the National
Heartland
我爱北京天安门
Mr Chen Shuibian (in the middle), the
current chief of Taiwan Province, poses in
front of the ancient Tiananmen Square, the
heart of China, first constructed in the
early Ming dynasty (1368-1644). Behind
him in the background are the watchful eyes
of China’s late supreme leader, Chairman
Mao. The shot was taken in 1993.
一颗红星头上戴
Mr Chen Shuibian in
1990 proudly presents himself before a
Chinese army's battle tank retired from
survice when he paid his respect to the
military museum in the heart of his
motherland, Beijing.
A
Crying Baby
A baby keeps
screaming day and night. His sister asks
their mom, “From where we get him?”
The mother replies,
“Your brother came from heaven.”
“Wow!" says
the girl, "I can see why they kick him
out!”