A
Cowboy's Sermon
A
great story about leadship
Hi, village folks, I
call on you to allow more freedoms (for
me and my sponsored groups to do whatever we
want to do to you), and urge you to help secure
deals on trade (i.e., you have an
obligation to remove all the tariff on my
goods and I have a right to set as many
tariff for your products as I wish) and weather change
(i.e., you don’t keep
reminding me, very much to my annoyance, to
sign some fart-restriction treaties).
I seek a village that
is growing in freedom (that
allows you to move within the fence I've
installed around you), prosperity (that
helps you to make do with my handouts), and peace (that
requires you to hand over all your arms to
the sole armed policeman which is me). And I am
determined to help your village become a
place of hope and opportunity where every
man, woman, and child has a chance to achieve
their God-given potential (of
course, you guys have to convert to my faith
first, otherwise, there can be no potential
of hope and opportunity given to you by my
God. How do I know, cuz God told me so) and build a better
life (for me). My commitment to the
village was forged in war (agianst
K Family, V Family and many other families in
your village ) and sealed in peace (when
I either don‘t have the mean or will to win
the wars).
Today, my alliances
with one group in your village to against
another, and my defense relationships with
some families and some runaway kids, form the
bedrock of my engagement in your village.
I’m committed to (my) security here, and
that commitment is unshakable (be
warned, do not shake me under any
circumstances, for my finger is firmly placed
on the button of six nukes that have just
been flying around in the sky). The expansion of (my) freedom in your
village is one of the great stories of our
time (please reflect on the K War,
the V War and the many other wars)
Now I issue my
commandments for you:
- We must work
for the day when all the members in this
village enjoy to see me doing the things
I like;
- We must press
some villagers to stop doing the thing
that I do not like;
- We must
encourage some strong-minded households
to live their lives that I approve;
- We must
encourage other independent-minded
families to open up their doors and
purses to me and give greater voice to my
demands.
My experiences prove,
it is possible to break up some big families
that is hard for me to rule by encouraging
their kids to runaway.
We urge some certain
household heads to show confidence (like
I always do) by demonstrating a
commitment to greater openness (of
course, I can never stand the faith in the
gods other than mine) and tolerance (conditions
apply: you’re either with me or against me
- if with me, you’ll have to help me
killing the people that I don’t like; if
not, I’ll turn on you!).
And we look forward
to free and fair elections in the T Family (which
means who wins the election shall be decided
by courts not voters).
Many villagers are
supporting the advance of (my) freedom of moving
around in their homes. So this week, I’m
proposing the creation of a new partnership
against some certain families who I believe
harbours a secret intention of challenging my
absolute directive. Through this partnership,
my special buddies will work together to
support my dictatorship, strengthen my
totalitarian status, and assist those who are
working to build and sustain my absolute
power across the village.
The lesson of (my) freedom's advance
in your village is that the desire for
submitting yourselves to my lordship
universal, written by our Creator into the
heart of every man, woman, and child on this
earth (those who do not believe in my
Creator are thus can not be countered as man,
woman and child and thus are no-humans and
thus have no human rights and thus denying
them, depriving them and destroying them can
not be considered as human rights abuse).
The outcome of the
fight in a certain household that I broke in
matters so much to my security, it matters to
the security of the village (Why?
Well, I‘ll work out why later if I have
time),
and it matters to the security of the
civilized world (in which everyone
eats McDonalds and KFC only).
By
the way, I’m a meat-lover, and enjoy very
much the fresh flesh of the sacrificed cows
you presented on my alter. I do appreciate.
God
bless me! Amen!
