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How to Modernise the Wilderness

20 August 2007

与时俱进, 与尸接鬼

A wilderness area asked hikers to fill out comment cards. Below are some wonderful suggestions left by hikers:

- Trails need to be paved with concrete and complete with a drainage system.

- Too many bugs and insects and spiders around. Please spray the wilderness to get rid of these pests.

- Chairlifts should be installed so we can ascend to the summit without climbing.

- The birds make too much noise. Relevant regulations must be introduced to reduce the sound pollusion caused by them.

- A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead.

- Too many rocks in the mountains, please remove these obstacles or the wildnerness will never be as mordernised and civilised as the Time Square.

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