Joke, Joke, Not A
Joke in Fact
We Do
Care
China watchers see
China''s old furnace Chongqing in water
Ms Rights:
My heart goes out to the flood victims.
Mr Justice: Should
we lift them aboard the boat then?
Ms Rights:
No way, I wouldn't want those people to wreck
my boat. But we can issue a strong statement,
telling them that we do care, and we feel
angry that they don't receive the help as
promptly as they deserve.
We Shall Pray
An 80-year old priest
goes to McDonald's with his 8-year old
great-grandson in a raining day when passing
a car accident. The old man doesn't want to
stop and get out of the car but feels bad for
not offering any help, so he says to the boy,
“We shall pray.”
So the boy prays:
"Please, God, don't let those cars block
the entrance to McDonald's.”
It's
never too young to be selfish but honest, and
too old to be selfish and hypocritical, so
let's strive for it.
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