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- The flight
attendants were unable to close to the door
to close the door so the airplane kept flying
with an open door.
- A big row broke out
among the oarsmen about how to row in a river
that no longer has water.
- A Chinese farmer
has taught his sow to sow and was condemned
by the Tractor Producer Association as a case
of animal slavery.
- The wind in early
15th century was so strong to wind the sail
and that, as some archaeologists believe, is
the reason why the Chinese Ming dynasty's
boat wreckage was allegedly tossed to America
coast.
- Upon seeing the
tear in the recovered painting initially
stolen by the Coalition Forces of Eight the
Beijing museum curator shed a tear.
- Chinese scientist
Yuan Longping had to subject the subject to
years of tests before developing a super
hybrids rice that has a potential to
eliminate starvation in the world.
- A Chinse economist
has been exposed for inside trading, and he
wondered how people found out since he did
not intimate this to his even most intimate.
- The bandage was
wound around the wound of a child injured in
the airstrike.
- After number of
injections, TATAthe spokesman's jaw
got number, and that is why he remained
silent during the news conference.
- The dumps in the
poor countries were so full that they had to
refuse more refuse from the rich nations.
- A soldier was
attacked while eating and had to desert his
dessert in the desert.
- When shot at on the
deck by an illegal poacher, a dove dove into
bush.
- A president decided
to object to the object.
- Since there is no
time like the present, Mr Magic Will Button
decided it was time to present the present as
a time to scribble graffiti on other people's
wall.
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