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Strong Will vs
Great Wall
A London-based Will
writing expert riding his bike on the Great
Wall
wasn’t happy about the steep curves he
encountered and complained to Chinese that
the Wall was built in a wrong way.
When the Chinese told
him that the Wall wasn’t initially
constructed for the bike, the Will expert
wasn’t impressed. “A path that can’t be
experienced safely by me on bike is a
dangerous and useless structure,” declared
he.
When he was further
informed by the Chinese that the Wall was
constructed long before he was born and had
been used for thousands of years for defence purpose, the Will expert was
rather alarmed, “So you guys didn’t build
the Wall according to my design? That could
be a disaster, you know, ‘cause when it has
a problem, I wouldn’t know how to fix it.”
When the Chinese told
him that they could fix the problems
themselves, the Will expert was truly
upset. “You guys are going to be the
biggest threat to the world, bigger than
terrorists, ‘cause you’re not listening
to me and do the things in my way.”
So he published a
book called The Writing in the Will,
reminding the world that the Great Wall is in
fact the weapon of mess destruction and
predicting that it will collapse sooner or
later according to his strong personal will.
The Will expert has
his point. For one thing, if one fifth of
human beings on the planet can’t live for the benefit and interest and
convenience of Master Will and his
fellow masters, why should they exist at
all?
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