Tricks,Trick s,
Tricks Not
前事不忘，后事之师
How to Restore
Lost Memory
A new doctor has
arrived in town and claims he can cure all
ailments. The locals are sceptical, and Mr.
M.M. decides to expose his lie.
"Hey, doc, I've
lost my sense of taste. I can't taste
nothin', so what are ya goin' to do?"
The doctor thinks for
a brief moment, and says, "What you need
is jar number 44." He brings the jar
out, opens the lid and tells Mr. M.M. to
taste it.
Mr. M.M. does what he
is told and immediately spits it out,
"This is gross!" he yells.
"Looks like I
just restored your sense of taste, Mr.
M.M.," says the doctor. So Mr. M.M.
leaves the clinic.... very mad.
One month later, Mr.
M.M. decides to try again to expose the
doctor as a fake.
"Hey, doc, I've
lost my memory and can't remember nothin', so
what are ya goin' to do?"
The doctor thinks for
a brief moment, and says, "What you need
is jar number 44…"
Before the doctor has
barely finished his sentence, Mr. M.M. cries
out, “No! Thanks doc, my memory comes back.”
Find
the Real Problem
A woman goes into a
clinic and says her body hurts wherever she
touches it.
"Show me,"
says the doctor.
So she presses her
elbow with her finger and screams in pain;
she touches her knee with her finger and
shrieks in distress; and she pushes her ankle
with her finger and cries in agony.
"Your finger is
broken," concludes the doctor after an
exam.
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