Tricks,Trick s,
Tricks
A Saleswoman's
Tip
The sales manager was wrapping
up her pep talk to new staff members.
"Just remember this," she said.
"Always be sincere, whether you mean it
or not.""
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Doctor's Diagnose
Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've
got your hand on my watch!
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Clown's Encounter
Clown: Doctor, I want to be a
star, but everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please!
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Travel Agent's Terms
Secluded hideaway – No
direct traffic access to the site
Unique scenery – Theme park
nearby
Light and airy - No air
conditioning
Romantic – No electricity
24-hour bar - Ice cubes at
additional cost
Deluxe - One complimentary
chocolate, free shower cap
Superior accommodations –
Two chocolate, three shower caps
No extra fees – No extra
service
Explore on your own – On
your own expenses too
Just Like Home – No maid
service, you’ll have to clear the room
yourself
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