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Tricks
A Saleswoman's Tip
The sales manager was wrapping
up her pep talk to new staff members.
"Just remember this," she said.
"Always be sincere, whether you mean it
or not."
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Doctor's Diagnose
Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've
got your hand on my watch!
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Clown's Encounter
Clown: Doctor, I want to be a
star, but everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please!
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Travel Agent's Terms
Secluded hideaway –
No direct traffic access to the site
Unique scenery –
Theme park nearby
Light and airy - No
air conditioning
Romantic – No
electricity
24-hour bar - Ice
cubes at additional cost
Deluxe - One
complimentary chocolate, free shower cap
Superior
accommodations – Two chocolate, three
shower caps
No extra fees – No
extra service
Explore on your own
– On your own expenses too
Just Like Home – No
maid service, you’ll have to clear the room
yourself
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