Jokes, jokes,
jokes
A Quest Hotline
................... 
Duck:
Who is there? .....
Cat: You wanna talk to WHO?
A duck called the
Psychic Hotline and arranged a face-to-face
reading with a clairvoyant cat. When he met
the cat he was told, "You are going to
meet a beautiful girl who will drive you hot,
really hot."
The duck was
delighted. "Great! Will I meet her at a
party, or what?"
"No," said
the cat. "You will meet her in her
kitchen when she prepares a Peking Roast Duck
dish."
The duck was at once
enraged. "You 刻意矮化 me, bug, reckon I'm not her
equal, 屎可忍，暑不可忍!"
The cat expressed his
sympathy: "I know you don't like it, but
the tricky thing is even you can't stand the
heat, you are unable to get out of the
kitchen, 'cause that's duck's destination. By
the way, do not 忍屎, 屎没营养."
Felt further
insulted, the duck got mad, "Stop
patting me on the head. You just want people
to see I'm shorter than you, 多可恶多鸭霸!"
From
Ssaleswoman to Policewoman
A saleswoman, tired of her
job, gave it up to become a policewoman.
Several months later, a friend
asked her how she liked her new role.
"Well," she replied,
"the pay is good and the hours aren't
bad, but what I like best is that the
customer is always wrong."
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