Jokes, jokes,
jokes
How to
Interpreter Evidence?
Always be
Creative & Forward Thinking
When Germany conducted
scientific exploration, core drilling samples
of earth that were taken to a depth of 50m,
small pieces of copper were discovered. After
running some tests, the German government
announced that the ancient Germans 25,000
years ago had a nationwide telephone network.
The British government wasn't
impressed. It ordered to take their own
samples at a depth of 100m and in where they
found some small pieces of glass. So the BBS
announced to the world that the ancient Brits
35,000 years ago already had a nationwide
optical fibre network.
The media of Iceland was
outraged and their scientists immediately
took samples at a depth of 200m. Nothing was
found. So a newspaper called Chilly Moon
concluded that the people in Iceland 55,000
years ago already had a mobile telephone
network in place.
P.S., The news was later
broadcasted to the universe by Fix
broadcasting network and now the whole solar
system is in a creative turmoil.
A Bank
Manager's Self-portrait:
Where is the
match to light a fire?
My hair line is in recession,
my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both
of these together are putting me into a deep
depression!
Today's
Headlines
Homer: Marge, ur
headline is awesome, I'll vote your head
as the head of the nation.
Useful tip:
How to find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
Breaking news:
New research has discovered marriage is the
biggest cause for divorce.
Global warning:
A short fortuneteller has just escaped from
prison, so we now have a small medium at
large. Be vigilant!
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