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15 April 2007
 

A Brief History of Medicine

You're giving me a headache, mate!

When someone catches cold:

2000 B.C.
In the West:
"Here, eat this root."
In China:
"Here, drink this herbal medicine soup."

1000 A.D.
In the West:
"That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer."
In China:
"Here, drink this herbal medicine soup."

1850 A.D.
In the West:
"That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion."
In China:
"Here, drink this herbal medicine soup."

1940 A.D.
In the West:
"That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill."
In China:
"Here, drink this herbal..." Another Chinese smashed the soup bowl, "That herbal medicine is superstition! Here, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D.
In the West:
"That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic."
In China:
"Here, drink this herbal medicine soup." Another Chinese, "That herbal medicine is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic."

2006 A.D.
In the West:
"That antibiotic is an artificial chemical product. Here, eat this root."
In China:
"Here, drink this herbal..." Another Chinese smashed the soup bowl, yelling, "That herbal medicine is pseudoscience! Here, take this antibiotic."

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