Good
Good Study, Day Day Up
Day
one:
Teacher:
Why can't you ever answer any of my
questions?
Student: If I could then wouldn't be
much point in me being here!
Day
Two:
Student: Miss, I can't solve this
problem.
Teacher: Any five-year old can do it.
Student: No wonder I can't, I'm nearly
ten!
Day
Three:
Student: It's
no good, sir. I try to learn, but everything
you say goes in both ears and out the
other."
Teacher: Goes in both ears and out the
other? But you only have two ears.
Student: You see, sir? I'm no good at
math, either."
Day
Four:
Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me
any trouble, just the answers!