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9 April 2007

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Writing Tips

In preparation for the 2008 Olympics, people in Beijing are working hard to install English street signs, and translate restaurant menus and info kits into the language that may or may not be the de facto international tongue. But the results aren’t so satisfactory, as many of them have been translated into Chinglish instead of English.

When an alleged top speechwriter for a perceived powerful head of a supposed awesome government learned the news, in the noble spirit of sharing he offered to teach the locals to write better English, and for free.

He did some research and eventually summarised the art of writing into 30 simple rules:

1. One should never generalize.

2. Do not put statements in the negative form.

3. Don't never use a double negation.

4. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

6. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

7. The passive voice is to be avoided.

8. Be more or less specific.

9. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

10. One-word sentences? Eliminate.

11. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!

12. capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with point

13. Verbs has to agree with its subjects.

14. A preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.

15. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.

16. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to the irantecedents.

17. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.

18. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

20. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

21. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.

22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

23. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.

24. Avoid cliches like the plague; they're old hat; seek viable alternatives.

25. A writer must not shift your point of view.

26. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

27. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

28. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.

29. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.

30, Last but not least, in fact the most important, always practice what you preach, or else your writing won’t be convincing.

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