Some Poeple
Forever at Ease
Some People
Always Looking for Trouble
Patient: Doctor,
what I need is something to stir me
up; something to put me in a fighting
mood. Did you put something like that
in this prescription?
Doctor: No need for
that. You’ll find that in your
bill.
Patient: Great, so I
have a bill to veto.
How to Prove
There Is a Link Between Russuians and
Fire Engines
Firstly let’s
assume there are four wheels and
eight men on a fire engine, in this
case we’ll get 12, because four and
eight makes 12;
Now we know
there are 12 inches in a ruler, and
we also know Queen Elizabeth is a
ruler, so we can conclude the Queen
has a link to 12 inches, and
subsequently to fire engines;
Since the
Queen Elizabeth was a ship, and ships
sail in the sea, and the sea has
fish, and fish have fins, and the
Finns are always fighting the
Russians, therefore we prove there is
a link between Russians and fire
engines.
