Jokes, jokes,
jokes
One Fruit's
Dream Is Another Fruit's Nightmare

Orange:
What are you smilling for, hie?
Apple:
I have a dream ...
Orange:
Hold your tongue! All dreams are
nightmares! I have nightmaes for
centuries, and I still have
nightmares right now. Don't give me
that "I have a dream" crap,
AGAIN! Or I'll call
for boycott against your presence in
the orchard.
Go the Full
Monty

Flamboyant hand
wash basins in an unisex public
toilet in China