Jokes, jokes, jokes
One Fruit's Dream Is
Another Fruit's Nightmare
Orange:
What are you smilling for, hie?
Apple:
I have a dream ...
Orange:
Hold your tongue! All dreams are
nightmares! I have nightmaes for
centuries, and I still have
nightmares right now. Don't give me
that "I have a dream" crap,
AGAIN! Or I'll call
for boycott against your presence in
the orchard.
Go the Full Monty
Flamboyant hand wash
basins in an unisex public toilet in
China