Out Standing in
the Field
A topless
IT expert (i.e.no-one is
above him) is out sittng
playing computer in a Chinese
village
A man stands
in the middle of a field like a dumb
stump. When a fool passes by he goes
down the field to investigate.
"Are you all right, sir? Why do
you stand here watching nothing and
doing nothing?"
"I'm not
doing nothing," the guy
responds. "I'm working hard to
win a Nobel Prize."
"How?"
the fool is puzzled.
"I heard
they give the Nobel Prize to people
who are out standing in their
field."
Double Standards
After dinner,
mother and daughter are washing
dishes in the kitchen, while father
and son are watching TV in the lounge
room. Then the sound of something
smash in the kitchen is heard, which
is followed by a long silence.
“Mom broke a plate,”
the son announces to the father.
“How do you know?”
wonders the father.
“'She
didn’t scold anyone this time.”