Jokes, jokes, jokes
A Dog's Lesson
Boy, I'm stuck between
two supporters!
疑人者人所疑，防人者人所防。
抑人者人抑之，容人者人容之。
He who
habitually suspects others will be
frequently viewed as a suspect;
He who
constantly guards against others will
be forever guarded against;
He who keeps
oppressing others will be ultimately
oppressed;
And only he
who accepts others will be warmly
accepted.
- 谭子化书 The Book of
Transcendence by Tanzi, a great
Daoist philosopher
Your action
is your fate; your character is your
destiny.
无端风雨催春去，
落尽枝头桃李花。
河畔有人歌且笑，
知君心事乱如麻。
Violent
storms have kicked spring
out, 
Now
the flowers are bearing the
blunt.
Amid
the mess you can hear
laughter:
Sorry
to see you depressed and
upset. 
- 诸葛神数 The Magic Number by
Zhuge Liang, China’s great military
strategist and top master of yin
and yang.