Jokes, jokes,
jokes
Don't Fool Me,
Mate!
No Evidence to
Prove You Ever Asked for Ice Cream
A man has
just turned 62, but is well known for
his severe dementia condition. His
doctor strongly advises him to use
notes to help remember things.
One night a
friend pays visit to him, and they
watch the World Cup on TV till the
early hours of the next morning.
After the game has reached its
conclusion, the host rises from his
chair and asks the guest what
refreshment he would like to have.
“Will you
just get me a bowl of ice cream with
hassel nuts and whip cream on top?”
the guest says.
“Sure,”
replies the host.
“Don’t
you think you should write it down so
you won’t forget?”
“You're
right,” says the host. “Let me
get a pen and paper.”
After about
62 minutes the host returns to the
room and hands his guest a plate of
bacon, eggs, baby spinach, tomato
plus a toast.
The guest
stares at the plate for a moment and
says, “Oh, that's not what I want.
I asked for ice cream."
The host
double checkes his note, and replies,
“Don’t fool me mate, the written
evidence shows at the time you didn’t
ask for ice cream but wanted English
breakfirst.”