In the
future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry,
particularly when it happens to be, again, in
a Chicken year, somebody please warn the
Pope!
Nothing Happens by
Accident
The
cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance
policy. The insurance agent was going down
the list of standard questions.
"Ever
have an accident?"
"Nope,
nary a one."
"None?
You've never had any accidents."
"Nope.
Ain't never had one. Never."
"Well,
you said on this form you were bit by a snake
once. Wouldn't you consider that an
accident?"
"Heck,
no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.
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