Jokes, jokes,
jokes
Medical
Resolution
What a pain!
Old Ian is
ill, and asks his friends to
recommend a good doctor.
Two of his
friends recommend theirs and
consequently argue the merits of
their doctors. One says, "I
don't trust your fancy doctor. He
treated old Ira for alleged malicious
tumors on his arms for nearly 4
years, and then Ira died of heart
failure."
"So what
makes you think your doctor is any
better?" retorts the another.
"Because
when my doctor treats you for
malicious tumor, you can be sure
you'll die of malicious tumor."
As Ian hears
this, he says, “Thanks old buddies,
I think I may just go to a butcher,
same result with less hassles.”