Jokes, jokes,
jokes
A Hunter’s
Adventure
Let me see see
...
A hunter set
off on an illegal hunting trip in a
reserve park. When he approached a
wolf on a hill, the wolf bared its
sharp teeth that shone like
lightning, he was shocked and had to
cut and run; when he approached a
lion in a desert, the lion uttered an
angry roar that was loud like
thunder, he was stunned and had to
cut and run; when he approached a
swan on a river and raised his rifle,
an eagle just flied over his head and
drop shit on his nose. He fired but
only got his hunting companion shot.
Outraged, the
hunter filed a lawsuit against the
wildlifes in the park, accusing them
of developing the weapons of mass
disruption, and demanded to knock out
the teeth of the wolf, mute the voice
of the lion and ban the eagle from
taking unscheduled flights in the
sky.
While waiting
for the trial (it could be a long
waiting, five year to say the least),
the hunter composed a courageous
hunting theme song to boost his own
morale:
我们都是神枪手，
每一颗子弹打中一个同伙；
我们都是飞行军，
哪管它边界与国境。
在那高高的山岗上,
到处是战友们的长眠地；
在这浩浩的沙漠里,
遍地是被我们误伤的好兄弟。
The court
hearing is pending, according to
hearsays.