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21 February 2007
   

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A Man of Justice

A man reported to police, "Some terrorists threaten to throw me out of the house."

“That’s terrible,” said the police. “Why do they want to throw you out of the house, sir?”

“They say that’s their house and do not want me to stay there.”

“That’s fair enough,” said the police. “How did you get there in the first place?”

“I broke in through the window.”

“You’ve broken the law, sir.”

“I just tried to hold up justice by preventing the father from abusing his son.”

“So you’ve rescued the son?”

“I’ve killed both the father and the son, just to make sure the father would never be able to abuse the son again, and the son will never be abused by anyone else."

You make me laugh...haha...

* In a world of justice, the perpotrators would be called perpotrators, and the victims will be called victims.

*In a world of injustice, a C** interrogator who beat his prisoner to death and was caught in action would only get eight years, and a war prisoner who has killed no-one would be held in solitory confilement for ... at least five year, and prossibly fifty years.

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