Jokes, jokes,
jokes
U O Me Greatly
Hey Guys!,
I believe u o
me greatly 4 me breaking in 2 ur home
and taking away bad things like money
and cooking oil, cuz money corrupts
ur soul, and oil causes obesity.
I beat u up
cuz I luv u, as Chinese always say: 打是亲，骂是爱. Let me spend
ur money on my holiday n fry my
backon with ur oil, let me suffer for
u.
Oops, didn’t
I kill ur sons? Well, they started
first. They tried to scare me away
with firecrackers ... so violent, so
vicious, that’s not the way u guys
should behave if u ever want 2 be
part of the civilised world.
By the way, where is
ur welcome flowers + thankyou notes?
I'm still waiting ......