The Consequence
of Flushing in Flushing
A:
The cause of the mysterious stink
odour permeated Manhattan and New
Jersey on Monday morning allegedly
has been determined.
B:
What was it?
A: Apparently
somebody was flushing toilet in
Flushing on Sunday too hard that
sewage rushed into New York bay and
polluted the water area as big as a
tiny country.
The Champion of
Love
A:
My friend is a champion of love, and
particularly loves his neighbour’s
coffee table that he took it home…
B:
Wait, you mean he stole the table? He’d
better to return it to his neighbour
then.
A: No
way. He will defend hi shuman rights,
oh I mean, his human rights, until
his last breath. He will never give
up his love for the things he loves,
never, because love is such a
beautiful thing. Let the world full
of love! Don’t you hate love? You
devil!