Oh, You Don't
Have Such Awful Things Here, Really?
A guest
ordered his breakfast to a waitress
dressed in a princess costume in a
breakfast room of a posh royal-style
hotel in Paris, "I'd like to
have two boiled eggs, one of them so
undercooked that it's runny like
sh*t, and the other so overcooked
that it's hard like a stone.
"I also
want some rubbery bacon that tastes
like a piece of rug, burnt toast that
looks like charcoal, and butter
that's so cold and tough like marble
it's impossible to spread.
"Finally,
I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee
that you would think it's from sewage
water, served at room
temperature."
The
bewildered waitress almost stuttered.
"Sir, this is a privileged
royal-style hotel, we cannot serve
such awful things to you here!"
"Why
not?" the guest replied.
"That's what I got here
yesterday!"