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To Hear or Not to Hear, That Is the Question

An old man had serious hearing problems for a number of years, finally he went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100%.

The old man somehow became increasingly depressed after that, and he had to go back to see the doctor again.

"Your hearing is perfect," said the bewildered doctor. "I thought you and your family would be really pleased that you can hear again."

"Oh, I haven't told my family yet," returned the old man, "I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've already changed my will three times!"

Extraordinary Eyesight.

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.

The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Richard , "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes" says Richard, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asks Richard, "Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

Richard says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"

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