A dragon had
a heart attack when he was ridiculed
as a monster by wolfs and bears.
While dying, he saw the Ghost King.
"Is my
time up?" He asked.
The King
said, "No, you have another
1billion years to live."
After
recovery, the dragon’s PR manager
suggested him to take a plastic
surgery to make him look like
something else, for instance, a
rooster. As rooster appeared so
harmless, the PR expert reasoned, no
one would ever associate him with
aggressive monster, but only relate
him to delicious KFC, surely he would
be more popular. And since the dragon
had so much more time to live, he
might as well make a fresh new start.
The dragon
thought this over and convinced the
PR fella had his point. So he
underwent the operation and happily
assumed a life as a rooster. Then one
day when he paid a PR visit to wolf,
he was eaten raw.
Upon seeing
the Ghost King, the dragon demanded,
"I thought you said I had
another 1 billion years? Why didn't
you pull me out of the wolf’s
mouth?"
The King
replied, "Sorry, I didn't
recognize you at the time!"
An Instance of
Using a False ID
When a Witch
Pretends to be a Dragon Lady
Q: What do you
call a witch who loves to identify
herself as Dragon, the master of the
ocean, but when she goes to beach she
only lies on the sand and is scared
of going into the water?
A:
A chicken sandwitch!
The beginning of
wisdom is to call things by their
true names.
Q:
Why does the witch keep grudging
about all the time?
A:
She lost her magic broom and wants a
sweeping reform!
The beginning
of enlightenment is to spend less
time analysing the things you don't
have and create more time to enjoy
the things you do have.
