Musician: Who is your
favourite composer?
Bee Farmer: Bee-thoven!
Original Lyrics
of Hokey Pokey Song:
Put your left
foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.
A Genius' Rework
in Shakespearean Style
O proud left
foot, that ventures quick within,
Then soon upon a backward journey
lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then
begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid
Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from
heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go,
girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy
doubt.
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all
about.
