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30 November 2006
   

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New Scientific Discovery
Knowledge = Power
Ignorance = Money

Scientsts say: Knowledge is Power.
Businessmen say: Time is Money.
Engineers say: Work = Power x Time

So we have: Work = Knowledge x Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge decreases, Money increases, regardless of how much Work is done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Earn.

A Case Study: According to well-sourced rumours, the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard's math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of ignorance.

P.s. Anyone who doubts this equation is anti logical thinking and is superstitious and ... is ignorant and is ... wealthhy.

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