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28 November 2006
   

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History Made in Further

After giving birth to her baby, a Shanghai woman immediately emailed her husband visiting San Francesco in the US.

The man was elated, declared aloud, "I’m a father! It’s a baby girl, and she weights four and half kilos."

"When was she born?" his American host asked.

The man checked the date, hesitated, and said in amazement, "Tomorrow!"

"Oh, you're a fortune teller!" exclaimed the host.

The man's leader, a half-baked scientist with a title of Yuanshi, was rather unimpressed. "We need a talk," he said to the man. "The government does not send you to promote superstition overseas."

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