A lady wanted
a divorce from her hubby, so her
solicitor tried to find out a reason
for the case.
"Tell me
about it. Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh,
no," replied the lady. "We
only have a carport."
The solicitor
tried again. "Well, does the man
beat you up?"
"No, no,
I'm always first out of bed."
"What
I'm trying to find out are what
grounds you have."
"Bless
you, sir. We live in a flat."
The solicitor
was desperate, "Listen to me,
you need a reason that the court can
consider. What is the reason for you
seeking this divorce?"
"Ah,
well now," said the lady,
"Sure it's because the man can't
hold an intelligent
conversation."
"Now I
see," the solicitor finanlly see
the point, and was sympathetic,
"Next time just make sure you do
marry a guy who's able to explain the
Three Representitives Policy with the
quantum gravity theory, so you can be
on the same level of
intelligence."
