After a
pirate hijacked a nuclear battleship,
he believed he could now rule the
open sea.
One foggy
night, as he was walking along the
deck, he saw the light of another
ship approaching in the distance.
Quickly he went down to the radio
room and had a message sent:
"ADJUST your course 10 degrees
starbord."
But the
message came back "Adjust your
course 10 degrees port"
It angered
him. "This is a nuclear
battleship. Do you know what nuclear
means? Didn't you ever learn science
at school? Tell ya, don’t defy me,
'cause I can destroy anthing if i
wish. So adjust your course 10
degrees starbord, immediately."
And again the
message came back, "This is a
lighthouse. Adjust your course 10
degrees port."
