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How Will the Media report the Sign of the Doom in Headline?

USA Today: We Will Die

The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Is to Plummet As World Is to End

National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole Will Together Again

Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Is Going to Lose Market Share

Victoria's Secret Catalog: Our Final Sale Will Begin

Sports Illustrated: Game Will Be Over

Wired: It Could Be the Last New Thing, Get It Now

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Near-Death Reunion Tour

Readers Digest: Will I Ever See You Again?

Discover Magazine: How Will the Extinction of All Life as We Know It Affect the Way We View the Cosmos?

Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

America Online: System Will Temporarily Down.

Inc. Magazine: Ten Ways You Can Profit from the Apocalypse

Time Magazine: Renew Your Subscription for Eternity

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