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A Weather Man

When a Chinese film crew was on location deep in the desert, a man went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

The next day it rained.

A week later, the man went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."

The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This man is incredible," exclaimed the director.

His assistant whispered at his ear, "He’s a jerk. I heard him telling others he’s Yellow Emperor’s great x169 grandson, and the spirit of the Emperor chatted with him in his dreams."

"Well, maybe it's true, and that is how he knows next day’s weather," said the director, and hired the man as his weather consultant. However, after several successful predictions, the man didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent someone for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The man shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broken."

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