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Hepatitis C from Yellow Emperor

When a Western-trained Chinese doctor from New York exams a Chinese patient, he remarks on his extraordinarily yellow complexion.

"Hepatitis C, Doc." says the patient, "inherited from Yellow Emperor."

The doctor raises his eyebrows. "In mythology, he’s the common ancestor of all Chinese, then how come I haven’t got? Heaven above, I even have the same surname Prince (Wang) while you don’t."

"Because I’m his descendent by blood, and you’re his descendent by name. Just for your information, I’m his great x 169 … grandson."

"What’s your prove?"

"He sent me dreams, many times, telling me that all his decedents have betrayed him, but me; and his true messages need to be spread far and wide, by me; and the world is going to end and only one man can safe it, and that is me."

"You know what," says the doctor, "I’m gonna send you to a psychiatrist."

"No way! I’m an associate professor of philosophy at a Chinese university."

"If you’re not insane, then you must be in a cult - you remind me of the People’s Temple and Heaven’s Gate."

"Oh, save it!" snaps the patient. "You know what is Cash for Comments just like I know what is Cash for Prescriptions."

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