A Chinese
becomes a Western Medicine doctor and
opens a clinic in New York. But his
business isn’t good, as those
believing in the Western Medicine go
to see western doctors, and those
having faith in Chinese Medicine go
to see Chinses Medicine doctors. He
has been left with nothing. So he
returns to China.
In China,
those who have faith in Chinese
Medicine go to see Chinese Medicine
doctors, and those believing in
Western Medicine but can’t afford
the fees also go to see Chinese
Medicine doctors. He has been left
with little. So he visits Hell.
In Hell he
meets a failed Chinese Medicine
doctor who has a bellyful of grunge
towards his colleagues, masters,
parents, ancestors and even that
mythical Yellow Emperor (because he
has failed). With the help of Hell
Lord, together they get Chinese
Medicine banned in China. So he
returns to China again and happily
reopens his clinic and sets up the
prices as high as he can think of
(Why not? People have no where else
to go, they have no choice):
"5000
yuans for the first visit, and 1000
yuans for each one after that."
Soon his
Hell-mate walks in.
"I’m
back," says the failed Chinese
Medicine doctor. "Because I’m
quite happy with my first
visit."
Not fooled by
the sucker for a second, the doctor
quickly examines the patient and
says, "Very good, just continue
the treatment I prescribed on your
last visit."
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