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Couple with Conflict Interests

It was the night of the Chinese Valentin's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - watching the football games on television, or looking at the sky to search that may or may not existed Heavenly reunion party. To keep peace, I gazed at the Milky Way for the whole evening before turning on the game at the midnight.

Several minutes later, my wife came and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing.

"See?" she said, smiling, "You didn't miss a thing."

Correspondence between Weaver Girl and Cowherd Boy
- In the event in which he is imprisoned in Heaven while she remains on Earth

Cowherd Boy receives a letter from Weaver Girl: "Dear Cow, I have decided to plant some buk choy in the farmland. When is the best time to plant them?"

Cowherd Boy, knowing that the celestial guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Fairy, whatever you do, do not touch the farmland. That is where I hid all the imortal pills."

A month or so later, he received another letter from Weaver Girl: "Dear Cow, You wouldn't believe what happened, some angles came with shovels, and dug up all the farmlands."

Cowherd Boy wrote another letter back: "Dear Fairy, now is the best time to plant the buk choy."

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