- Since light travels
faster than sound, isn't that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?
- How come
abbreviated is such a long word?
- If it's zero
degrees outside today and it's supposed to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going
to be?
- Why are they called
apartments, when they're all stuck together?
- Why do banks charge
you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on
money they already know you don't have?
- If a tree falls in
the forest and no one is around to see it, do
the other trees make fun of it?
- When two airplanes
almost collide why do they call it a near
miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!